That blinking cursor is a little intimidating, sort of like watching your third grade teacher tap the chalk in her hand while she waits for you to answer. You know what chalk is, right? For a chalkboard? That scritching squeek, the smell of chalk dust, the trying not to laugh when the teacher’s butt wiggles […]

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